The Black Forest

1254. Submitted on 2006/3/5, 9.36 h by Jealousy:

Q: How do you get 1000 dead bodies into a phone booth?

A: Use a blender.

Q: How do you get them out?

A: ...Nachos

There are 10 comments to this post (the latest by Arduenn on 2006/3/8, 6.56 h).

1. Arduenn commented on 2006/3/5, 11.37 h:

Lets presume the average weight of a dead body is 75 kg. Let's presume the density of a body is the sae as water, about 1 kg per liter. That would mean a 1000 dead bodies would take up 75000 liter or 75 cubic meters. That's a hell of a phone booth.

You could extract all the water to save some space. However, then you would still require 75 x .30 = 22.5 m3.

I would like to propose that, by using both a blender and freeze-dryer, you would only be able to squeeze about 100 dead people in there. But it wouldn't go with nachos. I suppose you could sprinkle the powder on buttered toast instead.

2. Dave commented on 2006/3/5, 13.29 h:

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Space enough.

3. Boramor commented on 2006/3/5, 15.13 h:

Arduenn. Nee.

4. Eddee commented on 2006/3/5, 23.35 h:

Arduenn, als je nog eens een carriere move ambieert dan is misschien mythbusters wel iets voor jou.

*veegt half gekauwde chips van display.*

5. Dave commented on 2006/3/6, 9.11 h:

I would propose removing the bones as well. They are not nice with the nacho's. Then you should not eat brains and human liver. So i'd remove the guts all together. That raises the figure to 300.

6. dxtr commented on 2006/3/6, 13.24 h:

You should feed them to pigs

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7. gast! commented on 2006/3/7, 21.46 h:

That's quite a raise, Dave ;)

8. gast! commented on 2006/3/7, 21.57 h:

That's quite a raise, Dave ;)

9. gast! commented on 2006/3/7, 21.59 h:

@ arduenn

sry voor de dubbelpost, kreeg bij f5 iets over postdata, heb op ok gedrukt. (fyi, might be helpful)

10. Arduenn commented on 2006/3/8, 6.56 h:

Als je na een reactie op F5 drukt vraagt je computer of je je reactie nog een keer wilt posten (de POST-data nog een keer verzenden). Als je op 'OK' drukt gebeurt dat dus en wordt de reactie opnieuw geplaatst. Ik zou tot de nieuwe versie van het Zwarte Bos voortaan maar op 'NO' drukken.

Sorry, ik ben die F5-cultuur niet gewend. Ander systeem.

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