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171. Submitted on 2005/1/16, 3.04 h by Dave:

Waarom denken gelovigen altijd dat je in de hel komt? Wat een hard stenende side-bar daar!

Kijk ook even naar FOX-news over de tsunami. (dit is petra) Wat een mooie speech van Bush! Pakkende reclame voor behang in de laatste tekstballon, ook.

There are 3 comments to this post (the latest by TOR REVOKER JONES on 2005/1/16, 22.04 h).

1. Arduenn commented on 2005/1/16, 8.12 h:

And did you knowthat everyone who died before Christ died went to hell? (This is all merely speculation on my part.) This includes Mary's parents and their parents and so on!

This goes all the way back to Adam and Eve and their kids! It's all really astounding if you think about it. I'm guessing that anyone who died while Jesus lived went to hell as well. If there is any Christian out there who can explain to me what happens in this scenario I am keen for answers.

Now there is one loophole for anyone who dies after Jesus. What is that you ask? Well, if you accept Christ into your heart while you lay on your death bed, no matter how bad you've been, God has to let you into heaven! It's a fact. You can spend your whole life raping babies and pissen' in collection plates, then if you confess your sins and accept Jesus as your savior, he has to let you into heaven!

Nu je het zegt... *steekt tuin van de buren in de fik*

2. Dave commented on 2005/1/16, 14.45 h:

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Jeffery Dahmer accepted Jesus into his heart before he died. God must hate that rule.

3. TOR REVOKER JONES commented on 2005/1/16, 22.04 h:

Wel geweldige commentaren op de mails van onze gelovige vrienden. Scherp mannetje, Mr. Jesusdressup :)

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