2863. Submitted on 2008/1/5, 15.27 h by :
Best hilarisch
Mocht je een kwartiertje niets te doen hebben, blader dan gerust door deze uncyclopedia: the content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit. Lees bijvoorbeeld pas echt interessante dingen over alcohol.
Alcohol has also been scientifically proven to enhance one's driving ability. By diverting the driver's attention away from trivial matters such as lane position, speed, and other vehicles, the driver can devote more attention to searching for a good song on the radio, which is known to be impossible under the influence of sobriety.
1. Jasper commented on 2008/1/5, 16.04 h:
on the subject of people:
Did you know?
A single people is called a person.
People come in a variety of colors, and I don't want to be racist, I'll just say that white people are called crackas by black people because all African-Americans are racist.
Most people are created equal, but the idiots are inferior. Like George W. Bush.
Adult People make up lies for their kid people, such as the "Easter Bunny" or "Santa" or "Jesus".
They have days called "Holidays" just as an excuse to stop working. Lazy bums.
People treat their planet like crap, what with all the polluting and the gas prices and the Teletubbies! People will eventually cause the extinction of their own pathetic race in the Earth Year 2008 A.D. Hahahahahahahaha-oh, wait ... damn.