The Black Forest

3635. Submitted on 2009/2/20, 18.09 h by Neva:

How are you. Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.

I am from Germany and also now'm speaking English, please tell me right I wrote the following sentence: "We explain detailed professional resume writing techniques to land more job hunting success."

Best regards :), Neva.

There are 9 comments to this post (the latest by Boramor on 2009/2/21, 11.24 h).

1. erik commented on 2009/2/20, 18.23 h:

You got that completely wrong Neva.

"We will give you extensive training in kneeling under desks and also provide you yoga classes to give your future boss the most exquisite pleasures in order to get you hired"

2. Jasper commented on 2009/2/20, 18.29 h:

Hmm...Methinks that not way them peoples are things doing in the Germanies.

3. Toxteth O`Grady commented on 2009/2/20, 20.25 h:

How do you do there squire, also I am not Minehead lad but I in Peterborough, Lincolnshire was given birth to, but stay in Peterborough Lincolnshire house all during war, owing to nasty running sores, and was unable to go in the streets play football or go to Nürnberg. I am retired vindow cleaner and pacifist, without doing war crimes tch tch tch, and am glad England win World Cup - Bobby Charlton, Martin Peters - and eating lots of chips and fish and hole in the toads, and Dundee cakes on Piccadilly line. Don't you know old chap I was head of Gestapo for ten years. Five years! No, no, nein, I was not head of Gestapo at all...I make joke

4. Herr Jasper commented on 2009/2/20, 21.05 h:

But letz kut ze krap, herr Toxth.

Furst Ai wants too knoow zee Passwört, Zen wee vil doo der Biznitz.

Ai vil knoow it zoon eenoff wezzer yoo speek der Trootz oder not, Yoo knoow, wee hef wayz too make yoo speek. Do yoo haf zee Maikrofielm mitgebrought? Ver iz it? Dit yoo hid it inzide wann of yore hollow Teetz? Or is it in ein vrom yore Buttonz of yore Rähnkoht?

Tenk yoo vor zee Ko-operätionen, bitte yes. many danke schön.

5. Arduenn commented on 2009/2/20, 22.25 h:

@FRAU NEVA:

Firefox can't find the server at iseemore-ithink.net.

ES WIRKT NICHT! WAß IST DAS DEN FUER DRECKSCHEISS? DU SOIGST MIT SPAMSACHEN, DU ALTES SAU.

6. Arduenn commented on 2009/2/20, 22.26 h:

Da's grapig, ik kan de page source niet zien van die waarschuwing.

7. Hank commented on 2009/2/20, 22.28 h:

Ik had die spamlink ge404d

8. Arduenn commented on 2009/2/21, 11.19 h:

Waarvoor dank

9. Boramor commented on 2009/2/21, 11.24 h:

Doet mij denken aan de onbeladen zwaluw.

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