The Black Forest

Using tectonic plate theory, the Robocratic Party has a plan to move the United States far from the prying eyes of spies and the reach of enemy missles. Firing our orbiting atomic superlasers to increase underground magma pressure, we will push the entire United States over 5,000 feet into the air. This is almost four times as far as the Earth is from planet Moon. We will be safe, our water will be pure and gamma rays will provide cheap energy for our children!