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525. Submitted on 2005/5/5, 14.56 h by Jealousy:

Hello guys

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Tomorrow is the day when Dubya comes to town. Yippie! And guess what? Because of that prick, the whole f*cking city center will be closed. I mean literally closed. No one can pass thru, those who will will be shot dead (I suppose). If you happen to live in that area, well, tough luck!

Area is full of SWAT members and snipers on roofs. And by SWAT I mean the U.S. of A. SWAT, because Dubya doesnt trust our police force either. Actually, our police, just like everybody else is kindly asked to leave the city for these two days. Those, who refuse to go to the country, are asked not to make sudden moves, light up cigarettes, use any kind of optical devices (binoculars or so) and when at home not to open windows. Otherwise you know, click, boom, ouch.

And he wonders why people around the world hate him

So, how is it at your place? He is going to your town too, right?

There are 6 comments to this post (the latest by Arduenn on 2005/5/7, 20.29 h).

1. Suzanne commented on 2005/5/5, 16.16 h:

Are you allowed to give him some pretzels? :)

2. Jealousy commented on 2005/5/5, 17.07 h:

:D

3. Arduenn commented on 2005/5/5, 18.57 h:

Hehe, welcome to the clan.

The whole of South Limburg will be like that next weekend.

4. Jealousy commented on 2005/5/6, 10.06 h:

I hope i can wear this on sunday:

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5. Oersoep commented on 2005/5/6, 11.33 h:

I say: That guy attracts bombs. He'd better stay where he doesn't endanger us, Dutch bystanders. Lock him up in New Mexico so that we can keep our planes flying.

6. Arduenn commented on 2005/5/7, 20.29 h:

Put 'im away on Elba St. Helena.

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