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King Arduenn's Rewritten Bible (version 2.0)
1. In the Beginning, God created the Heaven and the Earth. 2. The lands and the seas and the plants and the creatures upon it, created He, and Adam and Eve, after His own likeness. 3. In six days, He created all these, but this time He left out that damnable Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, as to save Himself a lot of trouble. 4. And He saw that it was much, much better. 5. The end.