1870. Submitted on 2006/10/6, 14.26 h by Arduenn:
Overig medisch nieuws
Zoals jullie wel weten willen wij in Het Zwarte Bos geen Klazien uit Zalk-gezeik, maar keiharde, wetenschappelijk onderbouwde, regulier westerse geneeskunde.
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[Update] In je brein zit een knop om te switchen tussen PvdA en VVD.
Dus, heb je last van de hik? Niks adem inhouden. Niks glaasje water. Steek je vinger in je reet.
Of heb je last van vergeetachtigheid? Steek nog een jointje op.
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1869. Submitted on 2006/10/6, 5.53 h by Arduenn:
Science fiction
Super-intelligent computers blow up when the hero confuses them.
Space vessels lack fuses, circuit breakers, and surge supressors, so that the control panels explode when some distant portion of the ship is damaged.
A female antagonist changes sides after receiving a Dose of Good Luvin' from the hero.
Away teams going on dangerous missions are comprised of irreplaceable members of the ship's crew, such as the captain, medical chief, chief engineer, etc. Expendible flunkies are left behind to mind the store.
Heroes/ships can dodge laser beams because the beams travel about as quickly as an arrow.
Spaceships make a whoosh as they go by.
Stars go shooting past the spaceship as it flies through space.
A large dose of radiation results in super powers instead of super tumors.
When an orbiting space vessel is crippled or otherwise put out of action, it immediately starts falling out of orbit.
Space vessels bank in order to make turns.
Colored irregular crystals are the power source of the future.
Uit The Grand List of Overused Science Fiction Clichs
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1868. Submitted on 2006/10/5, 18.14 h by Thirsty Worm:
Hoezo jounalistieke vrijheid? Let eens op de laatste zin van dit artikel. Rechtstreeks van The Ministry of Truth.
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1867. Submitted on 2006/10/5, 13.40 h by Suzanne:
RSS fix
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toch best leuk zo'n Darth Vader badeentje
helaas momenteel out of stock :(
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1864. Submitted on 2006/10/3, 10.57 h by Arduenn:
Waar ligt Het Zwarte Bos?
U kunt Het Zwarte Bos vinden met de juiste zoekwoorden, zoals
"silvia millecam naakt badjas"
"echt zwart"
"jack klijn assortiment"
"prosesierups".
"sterretje bleken"
"bom bag van de kermis"
"500 cd's laten kopieren"
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1863. Submitted on 2006/10/2, 20.34 h by Kittekat:
Zorgwekkend
Dreadloki is stuk. Met als gevolg dat de zeer zinvolle verhandelingen in zijn plaggenhut zich nu een beetje afspelen tijdens een vergelijkend warenonderzoek. Tijd voor de duimschroeven ingevet in palingstroop? Ik eis garantie!
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There are 10 comments to this post (the latest by Kittekat on 2006/10/4, 21.37 h).