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1462. Submitted on 2006/5/31, 15.16 h by J.Smith:

I am back

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1461. Submitted on 2006/5/30, 21.29 h by Jealousy:

Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on the back nine when Bob paused, looked down the fairway, and began to sob uncontrollably. The other three gathered around him and asked, "What's wrong?" Bob looked down at his feet, sniffed, and dried his eyes some, then apologized for his emotional outburst. "I'm sorry, I always get emotional at this hole - it holds very difficult memories for me." One of his buddies asked, "What happened? What could have gotten you so upset?" Bob stared silently off in the distance, then said in a low voice, "This is where my wife and I were playing 12 years ago when she suddenly died of a heart attack -- right at this very hole!" "Oh no!" the other golfers said. "That must have been horrible!" "Horrible? You think it's horrible?" Bob cried in disbelief. "It was worse than that! Every hole for the rest of the day, all the way back to the clubhouse it was... hit the ball, drag Alice, hit the ball, drag Alice..."

There are 5 comments to this post (the latest by Dave on 2006/5/31, 11.42 h).

1460. Submitted on 2006/5/30, 21.20 h by Arduenn:

Het was de modem

Het Zwarte Bos was zwart vanwege een plotselinge brain fart van mijn Thompson SpeedTouch ADSL-modem. (Hebben die dingen daar vaker last van?) Snel maar even een linkdumptreintje om de ergste ontwenningsverschijnselen tegen te gaan.

Linkdumptreintje

Van de no shit department Cadeautip Speel voor God (Myst/Black&White style) Dieren uit de natuur: miljoenen jaren lang afgezonderd van de buitenwereld Driekwart britse mannen liegt Een gen voor geil Supermuts De langste en de oudste Een baby met drie armen (met foto) Ultieme bruiloft Bompong Zieke website vol studenten Speel 'Vierkantjes' Schapenmarkt (WTF?) Parfummetje The name is Bond Filmtip Britney en haar baby Tavelkleedninja's

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1459. Submitted on 2006/5/29, 11.55 h by bvdbos:

Amnesty heeft een website met petitie online gezet ter ondersteuning van de inwoners van landen waar er censuur op het internet heerst. Zo kan je een blokje code opnemen waarin "illegale info" wordt getoond. via

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1458. Submitted on 2006/5/28, 22.27 h by Jealousy:

Lithuanians think it's cool, to sort their supermarkets by size, and mark them with X.

Maxima X, Maxima XX, and, well, brace yourself - MAXIMA XXX.

Tourists take pictures by this porn-superstore...

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1457. Submitted on 2006/5/28, 19.25 h by Arduenn:

Druidessi

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Op 28-5-2006, onder de duizendjarige eik in het echt verbonden met Zion. *pinkt traantje weg*

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1456. Submitted on 2006/5/27, 21.41 h by Arduenn:

H0M0-uitbraak in de kiem gesmoord

Dankzij het kranige optreden van een 1000-koppig politieteam is een spontane uitbraak van het ongeneeslijke H0M0 in het hart van Moskou in de kiem gesmoord. Organisaties die normen en waarden hoog in het vaandel dragen vrezen al jaren dat een H0M0-pandemie vele slachtoffers zal opeisen. "Gelukkig blijft de schade die deze gelokaliseerde uitbraken veroorzaken dankzij gebeden, vaderlandslievendheid, waakzaamheid van de overheid en een corrigerende tik van de gummiknuppel, beperkt."

There are 22 comments to this post (the latest by hexx on 2006/5/29, 15.14 h).

1455. Submitted on 2006/5/27, 10.27 h by Arduenn:

De nieuwe baas van de CIA

De CIA krijgt een fijne baas (generaal Michael "Nee, Geen Tegenspraak" Hayden) die zo zijn eigen interpretatie van de amerikaanse grondwet heeft.

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Baas van de CIA, Moi? *bloost*

INTERVIEWER: I'd like to stay on the same issue, and that had to do with the standard by which you use to target your wiretaps. I'm no lawyer, but my understanding is that the Fourth Amendment of the Constitution specifies that you must have probable cause to be able to do a search that does not violate an American's right against unlawful searches and seizures. Do you use...

GEN. HAYDEN: No, actually the Fourth Amendment actually protects all of us against unreasonable search and seizure.

INTERVIEWER: But the...

HAYDEN: That's what it says.

INTERVIEWER: But the measure is probable cause, I believe.

HAYDEN: The amendment says unreasonable search and seizure.

INTERVIEWER: But does it not say probable...

HAYDEN: No. The amendment says...

INTERVIEWER: The court standard, the legal standard...

HAYDEN: ... unreasonable search and seizure.... En verder wil ik dat je je bek houdt... En weg gaat...

Het vierde amendement bevatwel degelijk de tekst "probable cause". Hoe zit dat met de nederlandse grondwet?

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1454. Submitted on 2006/5/27, 7.31 h by Jan2Smiths:

Voor alle Fans

Lawrence Welk meets the Velvet Underground

(goeie sync job)

There is 1 comments to this post (by Dave on 2006/5/27, 19.32 h).

1453. Submitted on 2006/5/26, 19.53 h by JSmith:

[Snip - Ik begin hier een beetje verdrietig van te worden - Arduenn]

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